Sunday, February 3, 2008

Hip new virtual world

The day our lives camera-flashed before us


After rain, rain, more rain and a poser- gig that looked more like a marketplace war over 2 For $5 dollar towels, we left the WaterFront by the Bay.

Deciding to visit our fave black beauty marianne, we headed back to
pasir ris (this isn't lloyd' blog so don't worry) Really stupid idea because all we did was eat, talk and walk. Which is what most people do, but we're not most people aren't we? *WINKS* (Nope, not huiyi either) haha!

In a hidden little corner of Singa
pore, we found a secluded staircase, IDEAL for smoking pot. and waited for mary and leslie to appear. The more, the merrier =D

BUT!


Leslie and mary were emo-ing at home, a
pparently the macho guy and the innocent girl both had rapist fears.

Because they didn't turn u
p, we sank into depression, slitting our wrists with a rusty blade and carving their names on our hands.



Guiying- MARIANNE, MARIANNE, my dark-haired maiden, where art thou?




peiya- Leslie! If you don't come, I'm gonna...i'm gonna spam your hotmail with my endless collection of KT Tunstall songs and pictures





Lloyd- I'm a hamster in my wheel! WHEEE



While making injecting all the heavenly hallucinogens into our nicely plump veins, we began seeing visions of our friends as ZOMGWTFBBQCHICKEN WINGS audition characters man! Chio siah.


You can
probably guess who the wonderful peeps are. It really obvious.

yeah, I'm a bad boy. With my hardcore jay chow cap turned side ways and my 5 kg worth of bling. I'm gonna get me some chicks ya!




Wear scarf in Singapore got problem is it! Knee Be She Be Peck Pojie Da! (Means your mother has a bald headed pussy!) HAHAHA! WAH KOREAN SWEARING! toelay-awesome!

from this site http://www.learn-korean.net/learn-korean-classes-viewarticle-12.html


Somehow, I can't tell who the shit this shit is.
this shit happens to be marianne, your dark-haired maiden.



In the midst of an identity crisis, should I wear my kawaii bugs bunny tee, my cool aviator shades or my butch-like cargo pants? Oh wells, I love my outfit and my cat.

Hahahaha, you bitch. wait till i upload your smelly audition character.




Those fashion-addicts are complete dipshits. CMON, just wear a casual polo tee and jeans. that way you can cycle or jump into a river anytime anywhere.




Dont call me gay, I'm just a sensitive guy with an eye for fashion. my idols are F4, fahrenheit and elton john but i'm not a guy, I mean gay!



Warning- Each Audition character sold separately, batteries not included. Not advised for children below 19 years old as it contains small choke-able parts.

This entry was obviously written by a conniving someone, our dear friend - Guiying (:

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